Two If By Sea

Seaport Village:

Sage loves water.

Sage loves climbing.

Sage especially loves to climb into water,

which would be fine except that he can't swim (that well).

Being armed with this knowledge and having an abundant

amount of wisdom, I calmly explained to Sage why he could not

climb the wall and plunge to his death.

He didn't get it.

"Say what??"